Flat Fender Jeep Repair  LLC   in N.TX.

        Each part on the left is correct, the part on the right caused a major repair.

  1.  To help protect your credit/personal info, payments to Flat Fender Jeep must be in cash.

   2.  Special order parts must be paid for in advance, most all your parts are special.

   3.  Our space is limited, please call in advance for scheduling information.

   4.  Murphy's Law says "being in a hurry" causes mistakes.  We'll try anything to not make mistakes.

   5.  How long we have your jeep does not directly relate to how much you will be charged.

   6.  How long we have your jeep depends on how much bad luck the guy infront of you has and how much bad luck you have.

   7.  We do not put questionable parts back on your jeep, unless you require it "in writing".

   8.  We correct any "quick fixes, make dos, or jury riggins" found during repairs unless you request otherwise "in writing".

   9.  A cleaning fee will be charged depending on how much grease and/or trail must be scraped off.

  10.  Appropriate disposal and recycling fees will be charged. 

  11.  We do not "service" air conditioning systems, automatic transmissions, or anything built after 1986.

  12.  Due to use, misuse, or age your jeep may need additional work in certain areas (RUST). 

  13.  We are not responsible / liable for: acts of God, acts of idiots, acts of criminals, abuse or misuse of vehicle, parts made in China, or assemblys with parts made in China. 

  14.  We are not responsible / liable for bondo or "duct tape" body repairs that may crack or fall out during repairs.

  15.  A storage fee of $35 a day may begin the 8th after we notify you the repairs have been completed.

  16.  Airlines charge extra to deal with live people, we charge extra to deal with live ammo.

      (There are exceptions but not many.)

    Anything metric found on a "flat fender" will be removed, pounded way beyond unrecognizable, and dumped into the deepest part of the lake (with apologies to the fish).

Rust Gets Everywhere